Oh Go on then Some more Jokes

[Michael]

A girl at the office was leaning over her desk showing plenty of leg when her boss came in and asked: ‘What’s that creeping up your leg?’

Without turning around she replied: ‘Your eyes, I expect.’

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A man told his wife: ‘Men are like wine they mature with age.’ So she locked him in the cellar.

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An old man comes home in the middle of the day to find his young, attractive wife standing in the middle of their flooded luxurious apartment wearing only a G-string and high heels. ‘What happened here?’ he asks.

‘The whole apartment is flooded, I think the water bed burst,’ she explains.

Suddenly a naked man floats past them.

‘Who’s that?’ demands her husband.

‘I don’t know,’ replies his wife, ‘must be a lifeguard.’